Tip 1/ Keep alot of hidden cameras around your house.
(last year Santa fell into my trap, I pulled out my AK
and told him that I will release him if he gives me 100 grand this year)
Tip 2/ Set a trap inside your chimney so when Santa comes, you can show him to your friends!
Tip 3/ Since Santa always fills everyone's stockings full, make sure you leave a
stocking bigger than santa's bag beside your chimney so he has to put his whole sack in.
Tip 4/ Leave poison cookies for Santa and he will be knocked out.
Tip 5/ Don't sleep on Christmas night. He has to deliver toys to ALL the kids in the world
before morning. He will "HAVE" to come to your house at the last minute. Get your camera ready!
Tip 6/ Don't ever eat any cookies that you never set out, Mrs. Claus is planning ..........
things this year.
Tip 7/ Kick back, relax, and be ready with a shotgun waiting for "Santa" to come.
